Admit it. You’ve wandered through McCarran more than once and thought to yourself, “Y’know, I could kill a few minutes playing a slot machine, but I bet nobody ever cashes in on those.”

We all have.

Well, try not to get too jealous about the dude from Ohio who scored almost $318,000 at McCarran yesterday. Then, remember the woman who made that look like chump change two years ago to the tune of $1.6 m-m-million.

Maybe we all need to spend more time hanging around the airport. Either that, or we should just spend more time hating on tourists.