Palazzo Scorpion Sting To Crotch Killed Sex Life: Lawsuit
It was a scorpion in his pants, and he was not happy to see you. Chances are you haven’t heard of the name Michael Farchi, but you’ve likely heard what he said happened to him. He’s the guy on the receiving end of the Palazzo scorpion sting.
Farchi was staying at the property on December 26th when he said he felt several stings to his crotch. Turns out a scorpion in the room made his way into his underwear and it had a field day on his nether-regions, according to a newly filed lawsuit in Nevada District Court.
That incident was met with apathy, Farchi claims. He says the property confirmed the existence of the scorpion, but staff just grabbed their own crotches, winced and laughed at the situation. Which, you know, if it were your dingus would be pretty annoying.
Palazzo Scorpion Sting Did A Number On Michael
The lawsuit goes on to explain that Michael Farchi went to Summerlin Hospital to be evaluated where it was confirmed he was in fact stung by a scorpion. He then went back home to Southern California and has gotten ongoing treatment.
If you’re wondering what the Palazzo scorpion sting did to Michael? Nothing Peter Parker worthy.
The lawsuit claims that since the incident, Michael has suffered from quite the diminished sex life, as well as post traumatic stress disorder and emotional distress. That diminished sex life is also looping his wife into the mix because, as she is the recipient of that sex, she’s missing out too.
Palazzo is a sub-property of The Venetian which is owned by the massive conglomerate Apollo Global Management which owns everything from television and radio stations to Chuck E Cheese (quite literally). If there was a rat problem, we’d understand, given the latter.