This morning, I had the honor of filling in for Aimee on Aimee+Shawn. I mentioned to Shawn that we should do something ridiculous, like eating something hot. He suggested the Paqui One Chip Challenge. I’d never heard of the Paqui One Chip Challenge, and I willingly agreed without doing an ounce of research. This was where I initially went wrong.
For those of you that haven’t heard of it either, the Paqui One Chip Challenge is exactly as it sounds. A challenge to eat one single chip. Easy enough, right? Well, yes… eating the chip and swallowing it quickly is no problem. It’s the after effects due to the ridiculous ingredients and spice from peppers that I believe should literally be illegal to sell or consume. According to Paqui, “This year’s high voltage chip contains the super-charged Carolina Reaper Pepper and stinging Scorpion Pepper with a shocking twist, it’ll turn your tongue BLUE!” The many after effects and ranges of pain that you experience throughout are what make this challenge… a true challenge.
I’m a tough chick, and I LOVE spicy foods. I thought this challenge would be especially fun for me. I knew Shawn didn’t like spicy foods, and I couldn’t wait to watch him mildly suffer (just a little bit, I’m not a monster).
I couldn’t wait to get to the station bright and early this morning and take on the challenge. I was so eager. So excited. So chipper. And then…
I ate the chip. And I did not walk away from the Paqui One Chip Challenge the same person. I am changed.
I literally experienced every stage of grief. Every. Stage.
See the step by step grief experience outlined below.