How The Woman’s Brain Works
Last night we woke up to what sounded like a crash or gunshots or something loud above our heads. My husband and I jumped up frantically. My husband is running out of the room to check on the boys. I realize quickly what the hell it was…
We had my nephew’s birthday at our house a couple of weeks ago and have had random balloons all over our house including one of the tinsel large 3’s, well it had crept into our room and got in a fight with the fan above our bed. We shut the fan off get the balloon and go back to bed after a quick laugh and a lord help us. My husband is back sound asleep within seconds. Me? No. Not so much.
This is how a woman’s brain works. I roll over and my brain is like hi! We are up let’s start down a trail of nothings.
I have to clean the bathrooms when I get home. I need more cleaning supplies. I know I need to clean the glass part of the TV stand in the living room. Do we have Windex? Yes, we do. I want to sell the TV stand I really don’t like it. The door is a little off I wonder if people would still buy it. Should we have a garage sale? Are there still decorations on the TV stand from the birthday party I have to bring them back to Joe and Michelle tomorrow. I have a busy week. Jayden has practice tomorrow and Wednesday. I will have to make something for dinner that will hold up until they get home. I wish I could take melatonin right now. I wonder what time it is. Don’t look. Why do so many people rely on melatonin nowadays? Maybe I am awake for a reason right now. (Gets up and checks on kids and dog) My husband said if he hit megabucks then he would disappear off the face of the earth. Did he mean with me or without me?
Welcome to my brain at all times. So if I look tired, blame my brain. I’m a mom, our job doesn’t stop even when we are asleep.
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