Matthew McConaughey’s Dad Died During Sex, But He Says He’s Going To Be Eaten By A…
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Matthew McConaughey is thinking about a lot of things these days. He’s thinking about running for governor of Texas. That’s probably why he did a 40-minute podcast interview with the New York Times.
He’s also thinking about death. His father’s death.
And how did his dad shuffle off this mortal coil? Here’s what he said: “At 6:30 A.M. on a Monday morning, which he had called his shot for 20 years telling us, his sons, boys, when I go, I’m going to be making love to your mother. And damn if he didn’t do it.”
Um…wow.
MM being an incredibly deep thinker, this inevitably led to the subject of how he expects to join the choir invisible. Are you ready?
“I got a feeling that I’m going down as part of the food chain…It was— the dream was gators.”
Alrighty then. Might we suggest he avoid the state of Florida?
And now, to wipe the thought of being eaten by alligator from your mind, please enjoy these pictures of Texas’ leading dreamboat.
